Chances are you’ve seen my next guest around the internet a time or two, quite possibly while acting out one of her favorite roles. “I love all the cliches that I play,” Lexi Luna told me. “I love being the MILF. I love being the old woman in charge. I love being the teacher, the librarian.” Looking right at yours truly, she added, “Sign me up for anything with glasses.” Our conversation meandered from her pornstar origin story to her appreciation for fans to her titty upgrades, which I’d admire from afar. “But it’s not the same as seeing them just for you,” she said before pulling a slow reveal. “They’re so squishy and they bounce when I fuck!” Lexi giggled as I handed her some tennis balls. “This feels natural,” she said, cradling them before trying to juggle. It was a noble attempt, but she did better at her next challenge: hula hooping fully nude. “Hips don’t lie, baby!”

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